Brianna wins 'em all

Is this the documentation of the adventures of the great and mysterious ( and often hilarious) Dr Smooth? Or just the incessant ramblings of the 19 year old drama queen Brianna Akins? only a true mastermind can decipher the truth!

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Ever since I was a little kid, I can remember wanting everything in life to be just like the movies. Thats weird to most people I guess, but have you ever had one of those perfect movie moments? Or met a perfect movie type person? Or heard a song that would be perfect for your own personal soundtrack?? Yeah, maybe you get what I mean now. So, I am going to make a list.


Reasons why life should be like in the movies:

  1. Happy Endings. Seriously, even when someone DIES everyone is still all happy because they learned some sort of lesson from it.
  2. Everybody is good looking. Gorgeous people are everywhere. Even the supposed "ugly"people just have bad hair or something.
  3. Good things always happen to good people. As long as you feed stray animals, open the door for seniors, and dont try to destroy the world, you will prosper.
  4. Guns never run out of ammo. You never need to buy bullets again! Because, as long as you keep firing, you will still have shots.
  5. College is not hard. All university is is one big giant toga party, with drinking and promiscuous sex. There is no need to study, you will still get straight A's.
  6. There is a good chance that you are actually royalty, and will come into your inheritance soon.
  7. You can instantly fall head over heels, madly in love with someone, and they are probably also in love with you.
  8. You could have your own personal soundtrack. Every major event would have its own song.
  9. Evil people get their comeuppance. Got an enemy? yeah, dont worry, they'd be dead soon.
  10. Superheroes! If you get into some sticky business, Spiderman will surely come and save you.
  11. Everybody knows all the same dances, and if you randomly belt out a song in the middle of homeroom, all of your classmates will back you up.


2 Comments:

  • At August 25, 2004 10:39 PM, Blogger barbara_mary said…

    Lovin' it, Brianna. We can add this to our, "To Do List" once we get those drugs...

     
  • At August 26, 2004 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can I be in the movie? I promise that I'll have llots of interesting songs for the soundtrack and not forget the dance steps!!!!! *puppy eyes* I love movies:) most of the time.... unless they suck.....
    mel

     

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