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Is this the documentation of the adventures of the great and mysterious ( and often hilarious) Dr Smooth? Or just the incessant ramblings of the 19 year old drama queen Brianna Akins? only a true mastermind can decipher the truth!

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Strange as it seems, theres been a run of crazy dreams...

Yes, i stole the title from a song in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. But its true! Ive had so many completely random and werid dreams lately. And the real strange part is how vivid it all is. Every morning I wake up convinced what i dreamt about really happened. So weird.
Monday night: I had this dream where me and a bunch of friends ( i remember Gareth, Aden, and Laura being there) went on this group trip to some weird island that was kind of like Cuba, or Costa Rica or something. Also Liam Neeson was there and I dont know why. Anyways, I was meandering around on this island, when all of a sudden this big guy comes up and kidnaps me! He took me to an underground room in the middle of this prehistoric looking city with a whole bunch of other scared looking tourists. Well, a little after they took of my blindfold, this lady came downstairs in a pink dress and combat boots, with this huge gun. Somehow in this dream we all knew that she was some kind of mob princess ( have you ever had one of those dreams where you inexplicably know a lot about something that doesnt actually exist?) who needed new slaves, or something. All of a sudden this crazy woman shoots one one of the kidnappees! We were all completely shocked, but didnt know what to do, and she just kept shooting random people! When she came to me, I was like inwardly having a heart attack, but she bent real close and said "I like your shiny shoes" And then walked past me. How insane is that?? So when she was done shooting everyone, she came back to me and said, I also like your hair, so she cut it off! all of it! I was sooo sad.. So, because she liked my shoes and hair, I got to live and be her slave. Joy. Unexpectedly, this particular mob princess had a very attractive mob prince son. SO, this guy took me to hang out with his very rich very cool island friends. Unfortunately, the son still thought of me as his mothers slave, so it could never be. Someway or another, I managed to escape, but thats all I remember.

Tuesday night: Now this, was an awesome awesome dream. I was in the parking lot near Rogers video, when I came across this giant red van ( rather similiar to Kevins) With a for sale sign that said 15$. I was like, sweet! Even if it didnt work, hey, I still had this van to hang out in! So, my mom was in Rogers, and I bought this van. So, I was sitting in it, thinking hey cool, I have my own car, when I decided to drive it. And it worked! It was soo cool. So, the next day i was tlaking to Nolan for some reason ( still in my dream) and i mentioned my awesome new car. He was like, oh yeah, that used to be mine, we sold it because there was a leak in the gas tank. So, I took it down to the car shop and they fixed it for 100 bucks. So, i had my own car for 115 dollars. It was great.

Also Tuesday Night: I dont remember much about this one, except Gareth was the lead in this play, and i was supporting, and in intermission the female leadgot sick ,so me and Gareth had to invent the entire second act on the spot. I think we ended up riding a motorcycle around a lot, and I seem to remember something about a fishtank...

Wednesday Night: WORST DREAM IVE EVER HAD!!! My mom up and decided her three years in Nanaimo had been a waste, so she turned back time ( i dont know) and moved from ST.Albert to Victoria!! This meant that all of my friends from here had no idea who I was or anything! It was the most awful thing ever. I called up Laura in this blind panic but she just thought I was some stalker lunatic, because I knew all this stuff about her.. i was upset beyond comprehension. All of my best pals had forgotten about me.. or rather, they never knew. And the choir had never had me, neither had any arts alive things, There were never any parties with me.. I tellyou, it gave me a newfound appreciation for all of my friends, thats for sure. Seriously, one day, try and think of how your life would be different if your current best friend had never existed. Its weird.

well, I guess we'll see what I dream up tonight!

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