Brianna wins 'em all

Is this the documentation of the adventures of the great and mysterious ( and often hilarious) Dr Smooth? Or just the incessant ramblings of the 19 year old drama queen Brianna Akins? only a true mastermind can decipher the truth!

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Bow Down Daisy Duke

My god, Daisy Duke is the best song in the world. Everyone should rush out and listen to it immediately. Seriously.

Anyways, just got back from the movies with Mel and our moms. How cool are WE? we saw Shall We Dance, which is one of those nice movies that make you want to go out and smile at babies and such. Not that there were any babies in the movie.. but you know what I mean.

So I had an okay weekend. Friday all day I had to be at home to clean my room and the bathrooms and stuff, so when Mel called to see if I could do something I was like, not til 6. Well, she had rehearsal at 6, and sounded so devastated that I felt really bad. Shes been in a pretty bad way lately, and I felt the need to remedy that. Then I remembered I'm not God, or Superman, or a wizard. So I made cookies. Brianna's method of solving any problem. Sugar cookies.

"I want to blow up your country. Give me riches and loose women."
"oh, come now, cant we settle this over some nice sugar cookies?? mmmm!"

but thats not all! Oh no, thats NOT all. I also got a card. Yeah, it was like a happy love card. And I wrote happy love things inside. How disgusting am I?

And then I dropped them off at her house with her mother. Then I went home and read until it was 11:30, when I was going to leave for the Starlight movie thing.

for the record, i am smart and brought a sweater and minigloves.

Anyways, I met up with Laura and Tim, and Marcus and Leah ( who is very nice) and then was introduced to their friend Kyle.

ACTUAL INTRODUCTION:

Tim: Hey Kyle, this is Brianna. Shes theatre, youre quiet.

*shake hands*

yeah. Anyways, a little while after Laura was like, so you brought your student card right? Cause you cant get in without it. Thanks Gator, youre a real pal. So I had to go up to some friendly cops and act pathetic so they would lend me their cell phone, which they did.
The actual movie thing was fairly fun, with umpteen pints o'coke and some cool movies which I havent seen before, like Paycheck and Envy. ( btw, Paycheck is TERRIBLE but AWESOME)
So, everything was fine and good until Laura and Tim started making out h-core in the seats beside me. I was like, eww, get away and hit them several times before they complyed with my request. Not for long though. Brains like CAMELS they have!

Anyways, at 5:30 in the morning when we were halfway through Starsky and Hutch, the fire alarm rang off, and we were like, youre kidding me. But no, they were not. Some idio-child set off a firecracker inside and we all had to get out, but for some inexplicable reason, not GO HOME.
When I finally did get home I slept til 2.

and then Mel called me to thank me for the cookies, so I went over there and we had tea. That night I procrastinated like a mad fool and watched scary things ( im dumb) instead while my mom was out on a daaate. Which turned otu to be crappy. Then, aorund 12, Mel came over and we watched Homestar for a while and were boring. Oh, I also watched Down With Love on Saturday because that is my philosophy.
My mom came home from her date at 2 and was mighty confused to find two lumps in my bed instead of just one. WE laughed about that in the morning. And we went out for breakfast, which was less than excellent, unfortunately. Then I came home and did my History project for 4 and a half solid hours. But at least its finished. Then I had supper, and went to see the aforementioned movie.

All in all a fairly good time

Highlights:

  • Huddling onto Tim and Laura outside in the cold singing "Two Ladies"
  • listening to DaisyDuke three million times
  • sleeping in Clean Sheets
  • making inside jokes with Mel

Low...lights?

  • The New Deal, which is the most boring part of History. It even beats out the Treaty of Versailles ( France: We want revenge! Germany: Ve are so sorry! Britain: Death from above! Italy: give us riches and loose women! USA: Cant we all just get along? Canada: Its like were not even here.)
  • freexing my ASS off outside the theatre
  • having mayonnaise on my burger today



4 Comments:

  • At October 24, 2004 9:44 PM, Blogger Megan said…

    Wow...you wrote a lot today Brianna.
    As for the Tim/Laura fiasco...if that happens in my presence they will no longer have lips!
    Glad to hear your weekend was eventful, and I believe your cookie theory!

     
  • At October 24, 2004 10:51 PM, Blogger Tim Banky said…

    Er... sorry.

    Anyway... I am glad you had a good time. Happy birthday. And... double sorry. You have to admit, she is hard to resist.

    Wait... actually, I would we more comfortable with you not admitting that.

     
  • At October 30, 2004 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have had to watch people make out as well, at some points it sickens me enough to want to smash every happy couple with a pico pico hammer. You're probably wondering as well, why am I still posting under anonymous? The answer is, I don't feel up to posting online when I can please myself with writing them in a book. I am tired, I am pointlessly posting on your blog for ridiculous reasons, but my house is invaded and I need to burn music for tomorrow, and yeah, basically I'm rambling. I'll let you get back to grade 12.

    - Angie Hovestad

     
  • At October 31, 2004 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Actually, the New Deal was one of my favourite parts of History. I'm so dull. I'm gonna go read some crazy modern poetry and daydream about getting math wallpaper.
    -Laura

     

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