Brianna wins 'em all

Is this the documentation of the adventures of the great and mysterious ( and often hilarious) Dr Smooth? Or just the incessant ramblings of the 19 year old drama queen Brianna Akins? only a true mastermind can decipher the truth!

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Career Choice # 17

         I have decided it doesnt matter what i do after highschool, as long as it has absolutely NOTHING to do with landscaping. Why, you may ask yourself, is Brianna so vehemently against landscaping, of all things? And yes, oh reader, there is a valid reason.  I have just spent four solid hours pulling weeds, and clipping prickle plants, and raking leaves, and doing all things that 16 year old girls should not be doing at 8 o clock in the morning on their precious Sunday!!! See, the thing is, my condo strata wants to avoid fire hazards on Widgeon, and since we have about 20 years worth of arbutus leaves lying around, a brushfire would be very likely, and very fatal. So, instead of being a conformist and paying the 50 buck fee to get professionals to do it, my mother forced me into it, with a promise of 25 dollars. She acted like I had a choice.
    All i can say is, at least the people were nice. I met some neighbours that i hadnt even seen before, and then this old guy Ernie went out and bought us all drinks ( coolers for them, Coke for me). This was nice, but i did feel a bit weird as the only kid. There was this one woman, Brenda, who knew the Murphy's, which was kinda neat. Small world stories are fun. 
            I was supposed to go to the movies with Gareth this morning, but he thought i meant tonight, so he had to cut out. Were still going tonight, but still. I am going to be so bored all afternoon. Oh wait, i still have to finish those b-day cards for Caitee and Mel. Why are so many freaking people born in July?? Are hormones really that raging in October, or are women more fertile in autumn?? That would be kind of funny actually. There should be one month of the year where it was impossible to ger pregnant. Then if there was some sort of "accident" while having sex, you would still be cool.  Woah, i'm really going off on a tangent. Oh well.
        Thats all i really have to say for now, but later when stuff happens I will probably write again.

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