An Old List, For fun.

Back when I still hung out with my friend Cara, we had a planet of the apes a thon, and made a list of things we learned from the movie. I loved it, and will post it posthaste!


Brianna And Cara's List of Things We Learned From Planet of the Apes:

1. if a plague wipes out all cats and dogs, do NOT take Monkeys as housepets.
2. Anything Charleton Heston ever says must be screamed at the top of his lungs
3. Abandoned shipyards are completely devoid of hobo's.
4. Gunshots do not leave wounds, only splotches of red.
5. Men can be ugly, but all women are beautiful.
6. All captains or generals from the 70's look exactly the same, just to confuse us.
7. Two sophisticated apes will not have an intelligent baby, but a chimpanzee.
8. a short fall onto a tile floor will most definitely kill you.
9. Charleton Heston will ultimately destroy the world.
10. Anything Heston screams will instantly become a quote. For example, ITS A MAAAADHOUSE! or, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!