Hey, i found this deep in the recesses of my blog, and thought i would post it again, because I like it.



Reasons why life should be like in the movies:

1) Happy Endings. Seriously, even when someone DIES everyone is still all happy because they learned some sort of lesson from it.
2) Everybody is good looking. Gorgeous people are everywhere. Even the supposed "ugly"people just have bad hair or something.
3) Good things always happen to good people. As long as you feed stray animals, open the door for seniors, and dont try to destroy the world, you will prosper.
4) Guns never run out of ammo. You never need to buy bullets again! Because, as long as you keep firing, you will still have shots.
5) College is not hard. All university is is one big giant toga party, with drinking and promiscuous sex. There is no need to study, you will still get straight A's.
6) There is a good chance that you are actually royalty, and will come into your inheritance soon.
7)You can instantly fall head over heels, madly in love with someone, and they are probably also in love with you.
8) You could have your own personal soundtrack. Every major event would have its own song.
9) Evil people get their comeuppance. Got an enemy? yeah, dont worry, they'll be dead soon.
10) Superheroes! If you get into some sticky business, Spiderman will surely come and save you.
11) Everybody knows all the same dances, and if you randomly belt out a song in the middle of homeroom, all of your classmates will back you up.
12) Perfect Movie Kisses. Okay, so youre thinking of kissing someone. Dont worry, its totally cool. Some fireworks will go off, or a fountain will start, and a really romantic song will start playing, so you can know that youre in like flynn baby!
13) Embarrasing moments. Oh man, did your mom show your boyfriend those baby pictures? Did you trip in front of the whole school and spill apple juice on your pants so it looks like you peed yourself? No prob! Remember, the director is your friend and you can just redo the whole scene!
14) Horror MOvies- do you have the sneaking suspicion that theres an insane murderer on the loose? its fine, just dont have sex or get in the shower, and you'll be safe and sound.
Also, they will always walk if theyre trying to murder you, so it should be easy for you to make your getaway.


anyways, thats all I have for now. If you have any brilliant ideas, comment, and I'll add them.